Our former left fielder/ new third baseman looooooves the Steelers. Sounds like an excuse to tell a story 'bout the biggest Steelers fan I know and love...
My then-roommate Michelle (name changed to protect the innocent) had just taken Chuck (name changed to protect "Michelle") upstairs to get her mudshark on. It's important for this story for you to know that she HATES Oasis. Jessica (fuck it; that's really her name) was hammered drunk and started blaring 'Wonderwall' on her 'pod downstairs. Michelle immediately appeared at the top of the stairs sans clothing, screaming "How the fuck am I supposed to get wet to that shit?!?"
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