Brian Giles is awesome. He is the greatest advocate for women's rights ever. Think about it- all these uppity broads keep talking about being treated like equals and then they get all teary-eyed when they can't take a punch. What the hell? Brian Giles has enough respect for women to fight them like a man. For that, I feel he deserves our admiration and applause.
[Where the hell is the 'satire' button on this editor? I suck at formatting.]