From the back: "If there is such a thing as a hitting artist, Tony is it. "Mr. Padre" is another on the small list of players that I would pay to see. He won a batting title in '96 despite suffering from a painful heel injury. If you broke his legs, he'd probably still get a hit off you." -Dan Patrick
I'm not gonna bother typing out what Olbermann said because it was boring and, besides, I don't really care for him.